50 Shades…


I went to meet a friend,

For a cuppa and a chat,

We talked of work and kids,

And a bit of this and that.

We had a slice of cake,

And nattered then of love,

And how we have to give,

Our guys a little shove!

We spoke of 50 shades,

And all the naughty sex,

And wondered if we should,

If that’s what our men expect?

We decided whips and chains,

Were a little past our duty,

But we could do a little dance,

And wriggle our plump booty,

We remembered how they fart,

And choose football over us,

Then they think we’re moaning,

And making such a fuss.

We set the world to rights,

As we sipped upon our tea,

Then used their credit card,

To go on a shopping spree.


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