The Curse of the Crawlies…

Head Lice

I think I might have Nits,

Disgusting but it’s true,

Lurking in my hair,

Sticking there like glue.

Nibbling on my scalp,

Making my head itch,

Trying not to scratch,

Is giving me a twitch.

I have to buy some lotion,

And squirt it on my head,

Leave it there to settle,

And hope they all drop dead!

Then I’ll use the Lice comb,

Just like the school Nit nurse,

And when it gets all tangled,

I’ll try not to blast and curse.

And when they have all left,

In search of pastures new,

I’m going to buy some Vosine,

Anti Nit shampoo!


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