Going Out…


I don’t want to wear make up, pants and bra,

When I leave the house, or go out in my car,

But I know I must, society dictates,

That it must be done, particularly on dates!

I’d rather wear a vest,

And some cheap face cream,

I wonder does this sound a little bit extreme,

I like to be all-comfy in order to relax,

Don’t even get me started on the body wax.

I’m really nearly perfect, in fact I am unique,

Shame about the body, it needs a little tweak,

Underwear, I’m sure is really over-rated,

At least I don’t go out utterly stark naked!


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