Oh World Wide Web you’ve caught me tight,
I now stay up all of the night,
You have become a thief of my life,
You stole my time and caused me strife.
I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor,
I’ve had the bailiffs at the door,
I wish that I could walk away,
I fear my mind will just decay.
But the Internet is here to stay,
In cyberspace we can meet and play,
A virtual world is mine to command,
Where I’m not boring pale or bland.
Oh thief of life release me now,
I’ll stay away, I’ll make a vow,
Go into the world keep it real,
No more of my life I’ll let you steal.