I don’t want to wear make up, pants and bra,
When I leave the house, or go out in my car,
But I know I must, society dictates,
That it must be done, particularly on dates!
I’d rather wear a vest,
And some cheap face cream,
I wonder does this sound a little bit extreme,
I like to be all-comfy in order to relax,
Don’t even get me started on the body wax.
I’m really nearly perfect, in fact I am unique,
Shame about the body, it needs a little tweak,
Underwear, I’m sure is really over-rated,
At least I don’t go out utterly stark naked!